Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Toilet Humor

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from

the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room;

but I don't know what got into me, and I answered,

somewhat embarrassed:

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?

At that point, I'm thinking

this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out

as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

O.K., this question is just too weird for me;

but I figured I could just be polite and end

the conversation. I tell them:

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously.....

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.

There's an idiot in the other stall

who keeps answering all my questions."

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